Somehow we survived their fall.
 
 
 
homolesbians:

Just married!
This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.

homolesbians:

Just married!

This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.

(Source: qctimes.com)

 
 

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

 
 
oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

 
 
 
 

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

image

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

(Source: mondegreener)

 
 

Buscemories: a memoir

ohheydonnajay:

Last year for my friend’s birthday, I got her Boardwalk Empire season 3, but it wouldn’t arrive by her birthday. So instead I made her a beautiful card full of Steve Buscemi faces. (see the magic here)

This year, I got her a book, which just didn’t feel special enough. Behold it’s new cover:

And what’s a book without reviews from some notable people?

I’ve never been more proud of any gift.

Masterpiece.

 
 

themaskednegro:

glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s his app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play bitch

So this is what a slow descent into madness feels like.

Lollllzzzzz

 
 
 
 
 
 

because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team.