Somehow we survived their fall.
 
 
 
oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

 
 
 
 

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

(Source: mondegreener)

 
 

Buscemories: a memoir

ohheydonnajay:

Last year for my friend’s birthday, I got her Boardwalk Empire season 3, but it wouldn’t arrive by her birthday. So instead I made her a beautiful card full of Steve Buscemi faces. (see the magic here)

This year, I got her a book, which just didn’t feel special enough. Behold it’s new cover:

And what’s a book without reviews from some notable people?

I’ve never been more proud of any gift.

Masterpiece.

 
 

themaskednegro:

glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s his app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play bitch

So this is what a slow descent into madness feels like.

Lollllzzzzz

 
 
 
 
 
 

because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

 
 

tandembicycleschyeah:

severingsnapes:

sammys-luscious-locks:

inhalers:

being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs

That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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Dear god, I’m dating Detective Peralta.